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"The years between eighteen and twenty-eight are the hardest, psychologically. It’s then you realize this is make or break, you no longer have the excuse of youth, and it is time to become an adult – but you are not ready."

— Helen Mirren (via whatalovelythought)

(Source: omybestbeloved, via tgibbsypoo)

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Why do people never want to tell you their middle name like who gives a shit its not a nuclear launch code its your damn name

Okay Casey Anthony.

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steveinaspeedo:

Damn that smells good.

steveinaspeedo:

Damn that smells good.

(via liveinaglass)

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minewouldbeyou5712:

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

Seriously though. It’s so annoying.

(via liveinaglass)

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theanti90smovement:

as you can see by the amount of bumper stickers on my car i am PISSED off at the government

(via xo-sarahhh)

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militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

militiamedic:

bootyisagirlsbestfriend:

"go the fuck away im not dealing w ur snake shit today"

… he just slapped a fucking cobra.

(Source: aposan, via un-cagedd)

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My mom just had surgery and is high and snap chatting everyone.

My mom just had surgery and is high and snap chatting everyone.

Tags: omg Go mom
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Whatever, Friday. Whatever.

Tags: loser
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bryanstars:

if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying

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blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

blushpanic:

genji-senpai:

pezberry93:

Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

hakuna your tatas omg

DonT HAVE A RACK ATTACK OMFG

(via redheadeddippah)

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